San Francisco Values. . .

"San Francisco values" may well be the most lasting phrase popularized by the 2006 mid-term election. Much ink (virtual and otherwise) has been spilt attempting to define the phrase, to differentiate it from its conservative counterparts, and to understand why politicians think it will frighten their constituencies into voting for the right.

In my not-so-humble opinion, the crucial difference is grammatical.

In "family values" or "traditional values," the word values is a noun, a time-frozen, carved-in-stone, immutable thing.

In "San Francisco values," values is a verb. San Francisco values tolerance, diversity, freedom—as well as craziness and consumerism (witness the fuss over the recently expanded downtown Shopping Centre).

San Francisco values many things and believes in taking action on its beliefs. We call for impeachment where it is needed; we at least try to keep the military from recruiting our children. Action by the people, individually or en masse, is scary to the Karl Roves and Dick Cheneys of the world. The only values-based action they're comfortable with is de-valuing whoever disagrees with them.

I made it!

I've wanted to live in San Francisco my entire life.

• When I was applying to college, my mother said those hippies were too crazy.
• When I was married, my husband said those houses were too expensive.
• When I was a single mom, my daughter said the big city was too scary.

The week my daughter left for college last fall, I moved to THE CITY.

And I am never going to leave.